Welcome to Club Alchemy
The UK’s largest and most lavish adult leisure club — where indulgence, liberation, and pure pleasure blend into unforgettable nights of golden hedonism.
Step into our superluxe pleasure emporium, a place where boundaries fade, desires awaken, and your imagination becomes your playground. Whether it’s your first adventure into the liberated lifestyle or you’re a seasoned sensual explorer, Club Alchemy is where fantasies come to life — safely, respectfully, and without judgment.
We’re known not just for our incredible size, but for our unmatched hospitality, vibrant atmosphere, and commitment to all-inclusive naughtiness. From warm welcomes to wild nights, this is where new connections, sensual energy, and unapologetic freedom thrive.
Facilities That Fuel Fantasy
30+ Playrooms
Ascend the sweeping staircase to discover the true heart of Club Alchemy — a decadent maze of over 30 unique play spaces. From private cabins and communal beds to a fully immersive Amsterdam Street, there’s a room (or three) waiting to satisfy your desires and spark new adventures.
The Dungeon
For those ready to push boundaries, explore your darker side in our well-equipped Dungeon. Whether you’re testing your own limits or pushing someone else’s, this area is not for the faint-hearted — only the bold.
Live Porn Room
For Voyeurs and Exhibitionists alike, broadcast your activities from our Live Porn Room to screens across the venue! A place where exhibitionism and voyeurism blend seamlessly for a truly interactive experience.
Bar
Relax and unwind in our spacious 80+ seater bar area. Grab your favorite drink, enjoy light snacks, and refuel for round two (or three… or four). We offer a wide selection of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages to keep you refreshed all night long.
Outdoors
Step outside to our large, secluded outdoor area, perfect for sunbathing on loungers or simply relaxing under the stars. During the summer months, it’s a suntrap, offering the perfect spot for unwinding — and the occasional outdoor fun.
Jacuzzi
Indulge in the soothing bubbles of our ten-person jacuzzi, located just outside the steam room. It’s the perfect spot to relax and let your tension melt away.
Showering Facilities
Stay fresh throughout your visit with our communal power showers, located on both floors and stocked with complimentary shower gel.
Locker Room
Our secure locker room has over 200 lockers, providing plenty of room for your belongings. When you arrive, you’ll receive your locker key, which also acts as your “tab” for any purchases made during your stay — from snacks and drinks to that post-play chocolate bar. No need for cash, just enjoy and settle up when you’re ready to leave.
Steam Complex
Relax in our sprawling 1500 sq. ft. steam room, the largest in the UK. This labyrinth of low lighting, large ‘bed’ areas, and hidden dark corners sets the perfect scene for seduction and intimacy. Explore every inch of this steamy paradise.
Sauna
For those who crave the heat, our two saunas are the perfect place to relax and sweat it out. Choose to sit, lie down, and enjoy the heat in complete tranquility.
Showers
Need to cool down after a steamy session? Step into one of our communal showers — spacious enough for a few, so don’t be shy.
