WICKED Christmas – Swindon Swingers, Swindon
Swindon Swingers
“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU”
Saturday 5th December | 9.00pm – 2.30am
Forget the office Christmas party. This is the one you’ll actually want to go to.
An exclusive event for male & female couples and single ladies, plus a strictly limited 10 single guys.
Our festive WICKED is the perfect excuse to get properly dressed up — tinsel, sequins, something red and barely there, or whatever makes you feel incredible. When we say dress to impress, we mean it.
You do not have to wear fancy dress. It’s optional at every WICKED event.
NO MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED. A simpler way to swing.
HOW TO GET YOUR TICKET
All tickets are released on the Sunday before the event — Sunday 29th November.
- Add your names in the forum post
- You’ll be sent a code on Sunday 29th November
- Use the code to buy your ticket
GET IN EARLY. Around 200 people attend WICKED every month, and tickets go.
VIP members save money too.
SINGLES — PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
There are only 10 places for single guys. If you don’t get one, we’re afraid we can’t spend all day debating it.
- Single guys: please do not post in the forum. Message us instead
- We don’t put blank profiles up for selection. You must have at least 5 verifications from this year
- Posting in the forum to say you’re attending does not mean you have a place. We can’t stop people posting, but a post isn’t a ticket
COUPLES WITHOUT A COUPLES PROFILE
Please message us before posting so we can confirm you’re a couple. And note: posting to say you’re attending with a single female or single male does not guarantee entry. Talk to us first.
THE CLUB
Purpose-built, and designed with nerves in mind: the bar is completely separate from the play areas. If you’re new, walking in feels like walking into any pub. Once the nerves settle, you can take a wander round the other parts at your own pace.
- A separate play zone with plenty of private rooms
- Plenty of open areas for the more adventurous
- Several glazed areas, so you can be watched enjoying yourself without wandering hands interrupting the moment
- The very popular DIARY ROOM — a private room with a live feed to the 65" TV in the bar. Always entertaining.
- Lockers provided, no coin needed, so you can change once you’re here
About 90% of everyone arrives within the first hour, which does away with the awkwardness entirely.
It might sound odd, but we still get nervous too, even after thousands of events. That’s exactly why we keep it simple.
DRESS
Ladies — we’ve never had an issue with whatever you wear or strip down to. There’s a locker waiting, so bring options.
Gents — make an effort. Remember when you first met your partner and were hoping for a happy ending to the date? That’s the standard. Not suited and booted, but smart jeans or trousers with a decent shirt or polo. Well groomed, and don’t forget the aftershave.
NO TRAINERS AT WICKED. Turn up in them and you won’t be refused entry, but they’re going in the locker. Think school, collecting your PE kit from lost property.
EYES UP, PHONES DOWN
- No cameras anywhere near the action or the social spaces
- Screens stay hidden unless you’re paying for drinks
- Photos only in designated zones: the stage, inside lockable rooms, and only with a willing participant
- Always ask before including other guests in a shot
- One strike: sneaking a picture means a permanent ban from the guest list
Thank you for all your support. We’ll keep doing everything we can to improve the venue.
All I want for Christmas is you. And about 200 of you, ideally.