Saturday Seduction at The Vanilla Alternative
21 February 2026
20:00 – 03:00
Last Entry: 23:30
Step into the sensual warmth of Saturday Seduction, the signature weekly gathering crafted exclusively for couples and ladies. This is your escape into a world where curiosity is welcomed, desires feel natural, and the VA’s intimate atmosphere invites you to leave your inhibitions behind.
Celebrate the night your way—whether you’re drawn to the rhythm of the dance floor, prefer the inviting comfort of the couples lounge, or simply want to explore who sparks that irresistible giggle-zone tingle.
All areas of the venue will be open for your pleasure:
Indulge in tie-and-tease moments in the dungeon, slip into soft seduction in the playrooms, or enjoy flirtation and fun at the bar. The choice is yours… and always delicious.
The VA team is ready to welcome you with warm smiles, ice-breaking chatter, and perhaps a cheeky shot to start the night right.
Why not elevate the experience with an overnight stay? Onsite rooms are available, and for fully booked nights, a discreet shuttle service offers smooth and simple transfers to local hotels.
At The Vanilla Alternative, the venue sets the stage—but it’s the guests who make it extraordinary.
The bar serves until 02:30; the club closes at 03:00.
Programme
20:00 — Club opens & welcome reception
You will receive a numbered locker key wristband, which also serves as your bar tab for the evening.
01:00 — Shuttle bus begins returning guests to local hotels (pre-booking required)
Dress Code
Gentlemen
- A top with a collar
- Smart trousers or fitted designer jeans
- Optional: A fitted waistcoat for a refined touch
- After-hours: think smart, fitted designer underwear
Not permitted:
Ripped/baggy jeans, branded sportswear, pumps, gym-style trainers.
If you’re unsure about your outfit, feel free to call 07794 730330 for guidance.
Ladies
- A sexy dress with heels is always perfect
- Elegant lingerie for after-hours
(Think Agent Provocateur or Honey Birdette for inspiration) - Dressing down is optional unless entering the playrooms
Tickets & Booking (Members Only – Advance Pre-booking Recommended)
| Membership | Advance Ticket | On the Door |
|---|---|---|
| Couple | £45.00 | £50.00 |
| Female | £15.00 | £20.00 |
| Male | N/A | N/A |
Spaces are limited. If sold out, entry on the door cannot be guaranteed.
Payments accepted: Card or Cash.
Venue
The Vanilla Alternative
Great North Road, Tempsford, Bedfordshire, SG19 2AS
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Discreet parking available for up to 200 vehicles
Local Hotels
Shuttle bus bookings can be added when purchasing your tickets.
Premier Inn – Colmworth Park
2 Marlborough Road, Colmworth Business Park, Eaton Socon, PE19 8YP
Tel: 0333 321 9024
Premier Inn – A1 Wyboston / Crown Pub
Great North Road, Eaton Socon, St. Neots, PE19 8YP
Tel: 0333 321 9023
Wyboston Lakes Resort
Great North Road, Wyboston, MK44 3AL
Tel: 0333 700 7667
Additional Information
- This is a members-only event.
- Strictly no photography inside the venue.
- All purchased tickets are final and non-refundable unless the venue alters the event schedule.