⭐ Milf Club
07 Jan 2026 @ 11:00 – 17:00
Timings
OPEN – CLOSE: 11:00 – 17:00
LAST ENTRY: 13:30
Step into one of the longest-running and most iconic daytime events in the lifestyle calendar — Milf Club at The Vanilla Alternative. Held on the first and second Wednesday of every month, this beloved gathering offers a sensual, social, and beautifully relaxed midweek escape.
Milf Club welcomes couples, ladies, and pre-booked single gentlemen, bringing together a friendly mix of guests who enjoy good company, flirty energy, and opportunities to indulge their desires in a safe, premium venue.
🌟 What to Expect
Enjoy a wonderfully social afternoon where you can mix, mingle, and play at your own pace. All club facilities are available throughout the day, including:
- The warm, welcoming hot tub
- A fully equipped dungeon and playrooms
- A dedicated couples-only room
- The bar and lounge, perfect for coffee, drinks, laughter, and conversation
The VA team is always on hand to ensure the atmosphere stays light, fun, and entirely welcoming. It’s the perfect midweek reset — a chance to unwind, indulge, and connect.
🌞 Summer Vibes
When the weather is on your side, the Lux Lounge opens — a stunning outdoor space ideal for sun-soaked mischief. Enjoy frozen cocktails, relax by the garden hot tub, stretch out on the lawn, and lose track of time with old friends and new playmates in the sunshine.
💷 Cost
| MEMBERSHIP TYPE | ADVANCE TICKET | ON THE DOOR |
|---|---|---|
| Couple | £25.00 | £30.00 |
| Female | £10.00 | £15.00 |
| Male | £30.00 | N/A |
Limited spaces available. To book, please request a place on the booking form.
👗 Dress Code
Gentlemen
- A top with a collar
- Smart trousers or fitted designer jeans
- A fitted waistcoat is always a winner
- Designer underwear for after-hours
❌ Not permitted: ripped or baggy jeans, branded sportswear, pumps, or gym-style trainers.
If unsure, call 07794 730330 for advice.
Ladies
- A sexy dress paired with heels
- Elegant lingerie for after-hours (Agent Provocateur and Honey Birdette vibes)
- Dressing down is optional unless entering the playrooms
📌 Important Information
- This is a members-only event.
- Photography is strictly prohibited.
- Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable, unless the venue needs to amend the event.
- Spaces fill quickly; walk-ins are not guaranteed entry.
- Card and cash accepted.
📞 Contact
If you need more details:
📱 07794 730330
📧 [email protected]
The Vanilla Alternative
The Anchor Lodge Hotel
Great North Road, Tempsford, Bedfordshire, SG19 2AS