
🎤 HUMP NIGHT HIJINX at DECADANCE 🎤
Karaoke • Banter • Kinks
Wednesdays Just Got a Whole Lot Naughtier
Turn your midweek into a playful, flirty, and deliciously naughty escape at HUMP NIGHT HIJINX — Decadance’s ultimate Wednesday social party, where karaoke, banter, and kink-friendly fun collide.
Unleash your inner rockstar, tease the mic, flirt with the crowd, and let the midweek mischief take over. Whether you’re here to sing, socialise, or spark something unforgettable, Hump Night Hijinx delivers the perfect mix of laughter, connection, and sizzling energy.
This is Decadance style midweek madness — relaxed, social, sexy, and full of surprises.

✨ WHAT TO EXPECT
🎤 Karaoke with a twist — flirty duets, seductive songs & guilty pleasures
😈 Playful, social atmosphere packed with banter and sparks
🔥 Kink-positive crowd that knows how to have fun
🍸 Fully licensed bar & sexy party vibes
🖤 Full access to playrooms & sauna
🎱 Free pool table — perfect icebreaker
It’s midweek… but we’re not slowing down — we’re turning up the heat.
🗓 EVENT DETAILS
Every Wednesday
8PM – Midnight
Last Entry: 11PM
Location:
DECADANCE Swingers Club, Rochdale
Your Hosts:
🎵 The Singing Duo — experienced, playful, and guaranteed to keep the energy high
💷 ENTRY PRICES
GENTS: £25
COUPLES: £15
TV’s: £10
LADIES: FREE
💳 Cash & Card Accepted
✔ Lockers INCLUDED
✔ Towels INCLUDED
✔ Condoms INCLUDED
✔ Pool Table INCLUDED
❌ No Membership Fees
❌ No Booking Required
❌ No Guestlist
👗 DRESS CODE
IN THE BAR:
No specific theme — smart casual or as sexy as you dare.
Wednesdays are relaxed, social, and pressure-free.
✔ Elegant
✔ Sexy
✔ Smart casual
✔ Lingerie
✔ Boxers
✔ Robe
✔ Towel
✔ Swimwear
IN PLAYROOMS, DUNGEON & SAUNA:
Please dress down before entering.
✔ Lingerie
✔ Fetish wear
✔ Boxers
✔ Towel
✔ Robe
✔ Swimwear
✔ Naked
Sauna: Swimwear, towel, or naked recommended.
💋 FIRST TIMERS & NEW CUSTOMERS — YOU’RE VERY WELCOME
Feeling nervous? Totally normal.
Most first-timers say they wish they’d come sooner.
Wednesday nights are perfect for your first visit — relaxed, friendly, social, and pressure-free. You’ll have time to chat, connect, and ease into the atmosphere without the intensity of a weekend crowd.
Our team will:
• Show you around
• Explain how everything works
• Answer your questions
• Introduce you to other guests
You’re welcome to come just to socialise.
There is never any pressure to play or dress down.
🚫 HOUSE RULES
• Challenge 25 policy — ID may be required
• No illegal drugs — zero tolerance
• Anyone drunk or under the influence will be refused entry
• Management reserves the right to refuse entry
Your safety, comfort, and enjoyment always come first.
🎤 FINAL WORD
Sing it.
Flirt it.
Own it.
Welcome to HUMP NIGHT HIJINX — where Wednesdays get wicked. 😈