PARTY NIGHT – FUNKED UP
07 Feb 26 @ 20:00 – 03:00
Location: The Vanilla Alternative, SG19 2AS
Strict Dress Code – No gym wear. No ripped denim. NO trainers.
Guests not meeting the dress code will not be permitted entry.
Get ready for a night where rhythm rules, the dancefloor pulses with energy, and the VA transforms into a seductive temple of house music. FUNKED UP is back—and this time we’re taking it to another level.
For one unforgettable night, our members are invited into a world of immersive soundscapes, deep grooves, and soul-saturated beats brought to life by a true musical legend…
🎶 DJ STIGWOOD – Soulful House Maestro 🎶
A staple of the underground house scene, DJ Stigwood is renowned for his signature blend of deep, soulful, and intoxicating rhythms.
Expect:
✨ Curated sets of exclusive, rare house tracks
✨ Sultry, deep layers woven with uplifting melodies
✨ A sound journey crafted to seduce dancers and elevate the night
This isn’t background music—
This is the soundtrack to a night of movement, connection, and pure VA magic.
✨ Event Highlights
- Exclusive Sound Experience: A bespoke DJ set you won’t hear anywhere else.
- Immersive Atmosphere: Ambient lighting, elevated visuals, and a dancefloor designed for energy, intimacy, and escape.
- A Sensual Night Out: A perfect blend of music, mood, and the signature VA vibe—sexy, stylish, and unashamedly fun.
Let the rhythm carry you through the night… and long after it ends.
Bar & Shuttle
The bar flows from 20:00 until 02:30, with the club closing at 03:00.
Extend your night by booking a room at the onsite hotel—or enjoy our discreet shuttle service to nearby hotels.
Our team is always on hand to welcome you, help you settle in, and ensure your night unfolds perfectly.
Programme
20:00 – Welcome Reception
Receive your wristband with locker key—this also serves as your bar tab.
Settle your bill by returning your key at the end of the night.
01:00 – Shuttle Service Begins
Pre-booked guests will be returned to their chosen local hotels.
Dress Code
Gentlemen
Collared top, fitted waistcoat, smart trousers or designer-fitted jeans.
After-hours: designer-fitted underwear recommended.
Not permitted: ripped/baggy jeans, branded sportswear, pumps or trainers.
Ladies
A sexy dress paired with heels always impresses.
After-hours: elegant lingerie (Agent Provocateur or Honey Birdette inspired).
Lingerie optional unless entering playrooms.
Tickets & Booking (Members Only – Saturdays)
| Membership | Advance Ticket | On the Door |
|---|---|---|
| Couple | £45.00 | £50.00 |
| Female | £15.00 | £20.00 |
| Male | N/A | N/A |
This event sells out fast. Entry cannot be guaranteed without prebooking.
Spaces are first-come, first-served. Card & cash accepted.
Local Hotels & Shuttle
Shuttle buses can be prebooked directly from local hotels.
VA is not affiliated with the listed hotels.
- Premier Inn – Colmworth Park
PE19 8YP · Tel: 0333 321 9024 - Premier Inn – A1 Wyboston / Crown Pub
PE19 8YP · Tel: 0333 321 9023 - Wyboston Lakes Resort
MK44 3AL · Tel: 0333 700 7667
Important Information
- Members-only event
- Strictly no photography
- All tickets are final and non-refundable unless the venue amends the event
Single Males
Invite-only for regular, recommended members.
To request attendance: [email protected]
Failure to attend after accepting an invite may result in removal from future invite-only events.
Venue
The Vanilla Alternative
Great North Road, Tempsford, Bedfordshire, SG19 2AS
What3Words: reverses.palms.rooms
Discreet parking for up to 200 vehicles