Milf Club – A Midweek Escape of Desire & Indulgence
04 Feb 26 @ 11:00 – 17:00
Wednesday Ticket
OPEN – CLOSE: 11:00 – 17:00
LAST ENTRY: 13:30
Step into one of the VA’s most iconic daytime events—Milf Club, running on the first and second Wednesdays of every month and known across the scene as the place where sensual energy meets irresistible daytime mischief.
Designed for couples, ladies, and pre-booked single gentlemen, Milf Club transforms the midweek slump into something far more thrilling. Social, flirty, relaxed, and effortlessly erotic—this is your invitation to break the routine and dive into an afternoon of pleasure and connection.
What Awaits You
Indulge in the full luxury of the club’s facilities, all open throughout the event:
- The steaming hot tub, perfect for warm welcomes and melting inhibitions.
- Multiple playrooms, each offering a different mood and level of intimacy.
- A dedicated couples-only room for those who crave privacy and closeness.
- The dungeon, ready for guests who prefer their afternoons with an edge.
At the bar, enjoy fresh coffee, chilled drinks, or something stronger to spark the mood. The VA team is always nearby—friendly, fun, and ready to make your visit feel effortless.
Summer Temptations
When the weather is kind, the exclusive Lux Lounge opens its doors. Sip frozen cocktails around the garden hot tub, feel the sun on your skin, or relax on the lawn with friends old and new. The atmosphere becomes a sensual playground under open skies.
A Perfect Midweek Fantasy
Whether you’re looking to socialise, explore your desires, or simply enjoy a relaxed and welcoming environment, Milf Club is your sanctuary for midweek indulgence.
COSTS
| Membership Type | Advance Ticket | On the Door |
|---|---|---|
| Couple | £25.00 | £30.00 |
| Female | £10.00 | £15.00 |
| Male | £30.00 | N/A |
(Limited spaces available. To book, request a place via the booking form.)
Dress Code
Gentlemen
A collared top, smart trousers or designer-fitted jeans, or a stylish fitted waistcoat. Unsure? Call 07794 730330 for guidance.
After-hours: designer-fitted underwear is always a hit.
Not permitted: ripped or baggy jeans, branded sportswear, pumps, gym-style trainers.
Ladies
A sensual dress paired with heels is always a winner.
For after-hours, elegant lingerie—think Agent Provocateur or Honey Birdette.
Lingerie is optional; dressing down is only required inside the playrooms.
Important Information
- This is a members-only event.
- No photography is allowed anywhere in the club.
- All ticket purchases are final and non-refundable unless the venue alters the event.
- If sold out, entry cannot be guaranteed without a reservation.
- Spaces are confirmed on a first-come, first-served basis.
- Payment accepted: Card or Cash.
Contact
📞 07794 730330
📧 [email protected]
Venue:
The Vanilla Alternative
The Anchor Lodge Hotel
Great North Road, Tempsford
Bedfordshire, SG19 2AS